1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,877 But if you want to play, you got to pay. 2 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:05,255 Looking to invest a little pin money, huh, sweetheart? 3 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:06,005 Pin this, Mac. 4 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,216 Come on, Mary Beth, this is the easiest collar we ever made. 5 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:10,260 Christine, I just don't like to run into these things the way that you do. 6 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:12,345 But we're not running in, we're crawling. 7 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,014 I cannot take this money without talking to Harvey first. 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,975 It's a gay magazine. It's posing in the nude. 9 00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:20,478 Those pictures were taken five years ago, before I ever became a cop! 10 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,939 Christine, if this thing goes sour, we could get suspended, too. 11 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,442 Mary Beth, come on. 12 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:26,819 What if one of us gets hurt? 13 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:28,737 We could always get hurt. 14 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:31,031 We're here, man, we're here. You, don't you move! 15 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:57,784 {\an8}I got your winner here. Now look, you see how easy that is? 16 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:01,454 {\an8}If you want to win, you've got to get in. If you want to play, you got to pay. 17 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,457 {\an8}All you got to do is find a little black queen. 18 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,377 {\an8}Yes, sir, I got a winner here. You see how easy that is. 19 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:09,254 {\an8}But if you want to play, you got to pay. 20 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:11,257 {\an8}You want to win? You got to get in. 21 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,676 She ain't going nowhere. She's right there. 22 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,344 So if you've got a hunch, you better bunch. 23 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,223 Because you cannot accumulate if you do not speculate. 24 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,433 There she is, there she is, right there. 25 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:23,893 Excuse me. 26 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:25,144 I'd like to bet here. 27 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,564 Gentlemen, please make room for the lady. 28 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:30,525 Looking to invest a little pin money, huh, sweetheart? 29 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,192 Pin this, Mac. 30 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,903 Fold it up. 31 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,740 Chris, take him. 32 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,367 In the truck! 33 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:42,246 Hey, hey, hey. Watch the arm. Watch the arm. 34 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,543 Hey, fellow, shut it down, would you, huh? 35 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:51,714 I'm a cop. I'll give you ID in two minutes. Just shut it down, please. 36 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,842 - Hey, come on. Take it easy. - Yuck. 37 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,096 We've got a couple of Al Capones here. 38 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:03,182 Bunko, assaulting an officer, resisting arrest. 39 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,059 Possession of an illegal handgun. 40 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,978 I never saw it before in my life. 41 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:09,314 -Come on, let's go. - Look, I never saw it before, either. 42 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:11,357 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 43 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,109 She took a pretty good knock out there, sir. 44 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,153 I want you to have an X-ray. You've got to have an X-ray. 45 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:17,196 - I don't want any of my detectives... - I want to get this guy... 46 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,198 - ...walking around hurt. - I just want to get this guy into Booking. 47 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,034 I'm fine. 48 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,286 Move. 49 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:38,676 You here again? Can't stay out of trouble, can you? 50 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,471 I'm gonna give you trouble tomorrow night, pal. 51 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,306 So, who's ahead in the racquetball tourney? 52 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,600 - Guess. - Ooh. 53 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,728 You could save yourself a lot of embarrassment and just forfeit right now. 54 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,230 Forfeit this. 55 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:55,735 Hey, hope I didn't get too rough out there. 56 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,987 No, not at all, Charles. 57 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,490 That's all you came up with, one Saturday night special? 58 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,116 I thought this guy was moving them in by the truckload. 59 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,868 What can I tell you? At least we got something. 60 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,037 Yeah. What I got is a detective gimping around on a case. 61 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,914 When the DA sees it, he's gonna laugh in my face, that's what I got. 62 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,333 Come on. 63 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,589 Be honest. This kid any good or what? 64 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,049 Yes, sir. He's good. 65 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,634 Been on the job for two weeks, you got nothing. 66 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,844 Sir, Stephens is terrific out there. 67 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,805 We would have never requested him from the Anti-Crime Unit 68 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:25,640 if we didn't think so. 69 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,684 I don't know, these Anti-Crime guys make me nervous. 70 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:30,771 All the time out in the street, all the time looking for action. 71 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,235 I think they're all a little crazy. 72 00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:45,034 So did you get sprung already? 73 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,953 How's that shoulder? 74 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,872 What shoulder? I'll take some aspirin, it'll be fine. 75 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,958 All right, what's the next step, team? Let's line it up. 76 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,460 Okay, our next step is, our boy here dives back out on the streets, 77 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,629 and we'll see what he comes up with. 78 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,386 I have the new lottery tickets. 79 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,679 All right. 80 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,305 Feeling lucky. 81 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,765 Did you buy them at the candy store? 82 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,059 No, I got them at the liquor store around the corner. 83 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,686 I told you to buy them at the candy store. 84 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,563 They advanced someone 200 bucks there last week. 85 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,898 What difference does it make? We're not going to win anyway. 86 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,692 You're putting out a negative vibe, La Guardia. 87 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,652 What are you talking about? We're going to win. 88 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,279 Yeah. So next week, we'll buy them at the candy store. 89 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,322 - I'll take the first five, if it's all right. - No! 90 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,658 Three is my lucky number. I wanted every third one. 91 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,744 - Nobody's going to win. - Come on, Petrie. 92 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:29,454 - Can I buy your third one? - On the phone, Chris. I'm on the phone. 93 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:31,372 Could I look at the numbers, please, before I choose? 94 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,874 Now, Paul, please, I just want to... 95 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,709 It doesn't matter. 96 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,502 He didn't buy them at the candy store. We could have 65. 97 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,088 - And this one. - Will you? Come on. 98 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:42,133 Just give me five here. 99 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:44,719 La Guardia, just cut out the third one on every card for me and I... 100 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:48,639 You have five. Mary Beth, you have five, and I have five. 101 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,516 Would you give... 102 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,185 - I'm telling you it doesn't matter, okay? - Forget it. 103 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:53,936 I just wanted to look at all the numbers first. 104 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,814 If it actually mattered, I'd say something to help you out. 105 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,722 Come on. 106 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,503 I told him to buy at the candy store. 107 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,964 Where you going? 108 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,173 To buy some gum. 109 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,175 Look at your tickets first. 110 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:10,180 Patience, my friend. I'll look when I feel the time is right. 111 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,267 What the hell is this? 112 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,645 He picks them first, and he waits till the last to look at them. 113 00:07:56,393 --> 00:08:00,605 Yes! Yes! Yes! 114 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:03,024 - What? - Are you all right? 115 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:05,860 - What happened? - We've got... We won 1,000 bucks. 116 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:09,989 $1,000? What's six into $1,000? 117 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,074 About $160 apiece. 118 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,743 I told you not to rush me. 119 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:14,827 I'm sorry. You were right. You were absolutely right. 120 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,996 Thank you. 121 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,248 - Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? - There. 122 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:20,458 Oh, we won! 123 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:24,045 See, I told you not to rush me, didn't I? 124 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:26,131 It'll come to no good. 125 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,392 - Hi, Mommy. -Hiya. 126 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,602 Did you do your homework, yet? 127 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,520 I don't have any. 128 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,647 What's in the bag? 129 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,023 Dinner. Where's your brother? 130 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,317 He has intramurals. 131 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,569 What's intramurals? 132 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,279 - Hey. - Hiya, babe. 133 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,114 - What you got? - Chili. 134 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,950 Oh, good, because it's always better the second day. 135 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:57,161 I got artichokes. I got real butter. I got fillet mignon 136 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,081 cut to order, 1.5 inches thick. 137 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,166 I got a little bottle of 138 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,543 Petite something or other from California, imported directly for you. 139 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,712 - What the heck did you do? Hit the numbers? - Uh-uh. 140 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,214 I hate artichokes. 141 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,132 How do you know you hate artichokes when... 142 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,926 You never tried them, see... If you do them real salty... 143 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,887 - The lottery pool. - Yeah. $166.67. 144 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,933 And a chance at the grand prize. 145 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,101 What's that? 146 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:24,105 $1 million! 147 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:27,358 One and six zeroes, 1,000,000. 148 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,111 Now go in the other room, write it down. One and six zeroes. 149 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:33,156 Honey, honey. You're gonna get a hernia here. Don't lift... 150 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,121 I should get lucky more often, huh? 151 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,656 Oh, yeah. 152 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,968 How much more do you want me to work on this shoulder, dearie? 153 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,556 $166 worth. 154 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,060 Yeah. 155 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:46,187 This better be good. This better be good. 156 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,938 Because they got the turkey plate special over at Clearing's today. 157 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,565 It's good. It's good. 158 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,400 Stephens has turned the beginnings of a lead. 159 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,903 We want to follow up on it. 160 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,490 - Well? - Tell him. 161 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,700 Okay, I've been working on a waitress over at the Coco Club. 162 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,786 There's a history of guns coming out of that place, sir. 163 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,788 And drugs and hot goods, all kinds of stuff. 164 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:06,207 You're going to buy me lunch. 165 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:09,710 She overheard a couple of clowns talking about a load of Saturday night specials. 166 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,171 We think that they might be part of a shipment 167 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,049 that was ripped off a couple of weeks ago from a manufacturer down in Kentucky. 168 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,258 You been working her long? 169 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,052 Six, seven months now. Yeah. 170 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,179 I met her in connection with a dope collar last August. 171 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,556 I think she's solid. 172 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,976 It's gonna pay off. 173 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,812 There's a lot of weapons coming into town, sir. 174 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,438 You read about it every day now. 175 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,816 Is that a fact, Lacey? 176 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,237 Well, it's good work. Go for it. Go for it, Stephens. 177 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,197 Yes, sir. We'll get 'em. 178 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,866 - He's a good kid. - Yeah. 179 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,202 Sincere. 180 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,039 What do you two think? I'm a jerk or what? 181 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,250 I've been riding you people 182 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:52,211 because I want those guns off the street as bad as you do. 183 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,297 Now, will you let me get out of here? 184 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,595 May I see you two for a second? 185 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,014 Sure. 186 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,519 What are you doing? 187 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,563 You're the only two who use this place. Who are we going to walk in on? 188 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:13,275 All right. What? What? 189 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,278 Well, I don't want to look at that. 190 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,904 Turn to page 26. 191 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,866 What, are you broadening your horizons? 192 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,036 "Meet Dirk, the hunk next door"? 193 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,539 - Look at the picture. - No. 194 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,750 - Oh, my God. - What? 195 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:32,878 It's Stephens. 196 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,547 - Look. - What? 197 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,340 Well, that man has a mustache. 198 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,009 It's him. 199 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:43,095 It's him in a gay magazine. 200 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,430 How many people saw that? 201 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,932 Found it lying face up in the men's room. 202 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,519 And I heard they found another one over in uniforms. 203 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,521 I just thought you two would want to know 204 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,316 all hell is about to break loose. 205 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:55,859 Yeah. 206 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,533 - What do you mean by that? - Nothing. 207 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,393 All your money in the bag. 208 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,626 Sounds to me like it was the O.K. Corral in there. 209 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,461 - I can't believe this. - It's a crime to carry an unlicensed... 210 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,630 - It's a crime to protect myself? - ...handgun in New York. 211 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,048 It's a crime not to let the place where I work get robbed? 212 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,217 -Wait a minute. - Why don't you just let me ask 213 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,260 the questions? This will go a lot faster, all right. 214 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:10,349 I've had this pistol for years. I have a license to prove it. 215 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,518 - Did you ever have the right... - Sir, this is a license 216 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,603 to keep it in your home. It's not a permit to carry it on the street. 217 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,397 - You guys believe this? - This it? 218 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:20,609 Smith and Wesson, Colt, and two pieces of garbage. 219 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,361 What'd you two think, you're in Vietnam? 220 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,113 Oh, that's funny. 221 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,282 I live there, white meat, you don't. 222 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,368 The guy whose gun blew up, I heard he might lose an eye. 223 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,869 Good. 224 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,954 Gotta lose them both. 225 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,039 I can't believe you said that. 226 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,208 All heart, this one. 227 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,210 You figure these guns might have something to do with your case? 228 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,795 I don't know. Stephens took the serial numbers upstairs to check them 229 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,463 with the guns that were stolen from Kentucky. 230 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,132 Stephens. 231 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,884 - Yeah. - Thanks. 232 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:50,681 All right. Now try to be specific... 233 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,892 You could be in a lot of trouble. I could just lock you up. 234 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,145 Hey. Listen, man. 235 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,939 I'm not going to be able to pick you up tonight. Can we meet at the gym? 236 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,650 Look, I don't think I can make it. 237 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,028 Something came up. 238 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,907 Got a winner, right here. 239 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,160 Be right back, stay here. 240 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,748 I checked these serial numbers. 241 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,292 Gun number 43229. 242 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,004 Taken from the hot sweaty palms of one Frederico Uribe. 243 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,424 - Nice one. - Terrific. 244 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,259 All right, look, you fade. The two of us will talk to him. 245 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,762 Go on, go. Thank you. 246 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,430 Where did you get the gun, Freddie? 247 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,474 I didn't get it nowhere. 248 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,309 You had it in your possession, you got it somewhere. 249 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,102 What is this? 250 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,356 How come I'm so popular all of a sudden? 251 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,983 Hey. Hey, that scumball didn't croak, did he? 252 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,318 All of a sudden, you care? 253 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,320 Answer me! 254 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,322 I got it from under the counter, all right? 255 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,783 She's not asking you that. She's asking you where you bought it! 256 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,869 - Nowhere, it ain't my gun. - Yes? 257 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,584 It's my boss's gun. 258 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:04,797 Hey, look, he keeps it under the counter so we can stop scumballs, all right? 259 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:08,342 Maybe we oughta run this by the feds? We don't want to step on anybody's toes. 260 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,720 Well, maybe we ought to run it by Samuels first. 261 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,098 Hope he had a good lunch. 262 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,767 Petrie, can you take this guy? 263 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,812 Hey, "take this guy"? What are you talking about? Take me where? 264 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,231 Hey, you got to be kidding me. 265 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,484 Hey, I'm serious. I'm going to get the ACLU on you two. 266 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,778 - Damn it. I tried to stop that scumball... -Sir. 267 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,406 We got back the rundown on the serial numbers. 268 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:33,575 The gun used by that clerk is part of the Kentucky shipment. 269 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:34,910 Found out where he got it? 270 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,246 It belonged to the store's owner. 271 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,248 Now, if we could find out where he got it, we could be under the whole thing. 272 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,666 Fine. 273 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,126 Great, let's get Stephens and get on it. 274 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,669 No, no. Hold it, hold it a second. 275 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,879 Close the door. 276 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,553 Have you heard about Stephens? 277 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:56,056 We heard. 278 00:16:56,057 --> 00:17:00,018 Yeah, word's gone out. Everybody has heard about that photo spread. 279 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,563 Just a matter of time till they pull his past. 280 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,274 So, whatever you're doing, hurry it up. 281 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,944 Isn't this getting a little out of proportion? So he did a little modeling, so what? 282 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,863 It's not just a little modeling. 283 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,615 It's a gay magazine. It's posing in the nude. It's porn. 284 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,535 Sir, Charlie Stephens wasn't on the cover. 285 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,164 I mean somebody went to the newsstand and flipped through the pages, bought it. 286 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,167 Somebody male. Do you ever wonder who? 287 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,377 Has he actually been charged with anything yet? 288 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,213 We are talking about serious misconduct. 289 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,632 He's not gonna get the benefit of the doubt. 290 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:35,054 So, all I'm saying to you two is, if you can use him, do not waste any time. 291 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,056 Okay? 292 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,516 - Okay. - Yes, sir. 293 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,935 So get on with it. 294 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:50,027 I'll have to talk it over, yes. 295 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,529 Give me your number, I'll call you back. 296 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,490 Uh-huh. 297 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,201 Yeah. Thank you very much. 298 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,539 Listen up, please. 299 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,541 I just got a phone call. 300 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,336 Some guy found out we made the grand prize drawing. 301 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,213 He offered to buy our lottery ticket. 302 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,215 For how much? 303 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,716 $10,000. 304 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,718 Maybe he knows something we don't know. 305 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,094 Maybe the odds are better than we think. 306 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,388 This guy could work for a syndicate. 307 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,307 They could be buying up dozens of New York State lottery tickets. 308 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,560 - This guy offered how much? - $10,000. 309 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,770 I think we ought to sell. 310 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,730 I think I have to think it over. 311 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,775 I think we all should. Let's wait a day or two, discuss it. 312 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,943 Maybe we'll get a better offer, huh? 313 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,528 We'll never get a better offer. 314 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,696 How many tickets in the pool? 315 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,532 I don't know. 316 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,617 Somebody ought to check that out. 317 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,494 Yeah. Someone ought to check out the odds. La Guardia? 318 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,454 I'll do it. 319 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,248 And then we'll have a discussion. Friday morning, 10:00, 320 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,125 - we'll put it to a vote. - Yes. 321 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,342 $10,000! 322 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,097 So what do you think? 323 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,557 We're not going to talk about it. 324 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,141 Why not? 325 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,227 Because you're going to try to convince me, 326 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,104 and I don't want to be convinced until I'm sure what I want to do. 327 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,897 What are you talking about? 328 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,149 The ticket, we are not going to talk about it. 329 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,069 Fine. I was talking about Stephens. 330 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,113 Oh. 331 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,366 Well, what do you think? You think he knows? 332 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,743 How can he not? 333 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,996 You think he's gay? 334 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,622 It doesn't make any difference. 335 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,082 Well, I didn't ask you if it made any difference, 336 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,042 I asked you what you thought. 337 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,587 None of my business. 338 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,759 Sir, Frederico Uribe has made a statement that the gun belonged to you. 339 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,261 Watch the glass there, huh? 340 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,848 I don't want no scratch marks on it. 341 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,350 You charging me with something? 342 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,520 Well, we'd appreciate your cooperation in this. 343 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,399 What we want to know is where that gun came from. 344 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,318 You're dropping the charges against Freddie? 345 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,445 We may not be able to ignore those charges, sir. 346 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,155 He did fire the gun. 347 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,032 What do you expect him to do? Sit there and get shot? 348 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,075 Freddie is a boy with a future. 349 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,744 And Freddie is the one who could have had his face blown off 350 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,829 instead of the kid who was robbing your store. 351 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,915 What kind of world is this, huh? 352 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,791 Where boys like Freddie... Where heroes have to be made to feel ashamed. 353 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,835 Mr. Enriquez, 354 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,837 we can arrest you for possession of an illegal handgun, 355 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,840 and we will if you don't tell us where you got that weapon. 356 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,426 Arrest me, I'll die a martyr. 357 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,348 Look, maybe we can work something out. 358 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,560 We might be able to get some immunity. I don't know. 359 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,979 Freddie, too? 360 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,857 We'll see. 361 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,195 Hey, we'll see. 362 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:44,076 Look, I don't know the guy's name, 363 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,912 but I'll show you where he's at. 364 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,378 -That's the guy. -The cab driver? 365 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,129 Yeah. 366 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,885 The one pulling out. 367 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,845 That's him. He didn't see us, did he? 368 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:04,847 No. 369 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,477 And I have the license plate. 370 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,271 Thank you. 371 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:16,609 Now, here is our boy. Vincent Scafali. 372 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,446 It's not going to be hard to make contact with him. 373 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,408 Right time, right place. No sweat. 374 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,035 I'd say the sooner the better. 375 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,250 Any particular reason? 376 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:37,671 Well, we're trying to work together here, Charlie, and... 377 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:40,174 We should say what's on our mind, right? 378 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,176 I'm listening. 379 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,847 There's a magazine going around the department. 380 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:49,516 A lot of people have looked at it. 381 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,476 Yeah, it's me. So what? 382 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,854 Look, will you lighten up? We're on your side. 383 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,064 What side is that? What's the next question here? 384 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,734 - Am I a fag? - Hey, now, come on. 385 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,694 We'll forget about it for now. We'll talk about it later. 386 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:02,863 I've been not talking about it all day. 387 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,239 I've been getting the looks and the whispers and the looks away. 388 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,742 Why are you so surprised? 389 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,536 This sort of thing 390 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,956 reflects on the department. That's the way the brass looks at it. 391 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,919 Check out your options, Charlie. The thing is not going away. 392 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:21,506 Thanks, I appreciate the advice. 393 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,677 Until I hear any different, I've got a job to do. Are you with me? 394 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:28,473 Are you with me? 395 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,438 Come on, let's figure it out. 396 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:45,782 Pull over here. 397 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,705 Hey, baby, yo, over here. 398 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,759 Gee, you kept me waiting half an hour. 399 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,969 Easy baby, easy. You had a busy day? 400 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,263 Yeah. 401 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,101 Driver, just drive around the block. 402 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,940 You're $20 short here. 403 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,691 Well, I couldn't get to the bank. 404 00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:24,027 You know I don't cut up a gram. 405 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:28,406 And you know that I'm good for it. So, come on. Come on. Today has not exactly been my day at the beach. 406 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,159 All right. All right. 407 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,287 Being as it's you. 408 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:40,085 Hey, what are friends for? Here you go. 409 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,712 Driver, would you stop here? 410 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,886 - Listen, there's something else. - Yeah? 411 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:52,556 Eli, you know, my Eli. 412 00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:57,018 Well, he's in trouble, and he wants something for protection. 413 00:23:57,019 --> 00:24:00,397 Buy him a dog. 414 00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:04,277 Well, he needs a right-away gun, and I told him I'd ask you. 415 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:08,321 How much is he willing to pay? 416 00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:11,116 - I don't know. Fifty, 60 bucks. - Fifty, 60 bucks. 417 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,743 Okay, okay, I'll see what I can do, all right? 418 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,245 You keep in touch. 419 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:16,955 Yeah. 420 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,708 Well, you know I'll do that. 421 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,968 - Let's go. - Sure. Hey, could I have one of those? 422 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,103 Thank you. 423 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:51,031 Ah! Well. 424 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,699 He's nothing if he's not honest. 425 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,952 Can't bust him for it. Give him 50 bucks, he gives you the directions. 426 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,163 Yeah, we gotta find him in the same place with the gun. 427 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,915 And up the ante. 428 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:00,917 We will. We'll get him. 429 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:15,805 Wait till I get the pipe back on. You can wash it off. 430 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,515 Hey. 431 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,518 Oh. All right. 432 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,771 For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer. 433 00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:24,314 Yeah, how about richer? 434 00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:26,024 We got an offer on the ticket today. 435 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,735 No kidding, huh? How much? 436 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,111 $10,000, 437 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:34,449 {\an8}that's $1,666.67. 438 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,119 That's not so bad. What are you guys gonna do? 439 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,914 Well, we have to vote. 440 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:46,419 We could really use that $1,600, you and I, huh? 441 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,504 Yeah. 442 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:52,133 Hey, listen, if you win the big banana, 443 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,511 how much is that worth? $1 million, right? 444 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,846 It's $160,000 each, yeah. 445 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:59,183 Long odds, but a hell of a payoff. 446 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:05,522 Well, we got bills, you know. We got... Harv Jr.'s orthodontist is coming around again. 447 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:06,982 Ever get the feeling we spend most of our time 448 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:10,235 making payments on that guy's second Cadillac? 449 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:13,321 $1,600 is $1,600. 450 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:16,033 $160,000 is a new way of life. 451 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,119 Huh? 452 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:31,048 Hey, Dirk, there's someone here you might wanna meet. 453 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,024 Hey. 454 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,444 Yeah, Sid. 455 00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:17,385 Hey, Beck. Beck! 456 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,888 Hey, Isbecki, what the hell was that all about? 457 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:21,514 What? 458 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,433 That little dance there in and out of the john. 459 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:24,476 What do you think, I'm gonna hold your hand or something? 460 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:26,811 Hey. 461 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,730 - What? - What are you, paranoid or something? 462 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,482 You're scared to be seen with me. 463 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,484 You're afraid people are going to think you're a fruit. 464 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:33,777 Hey, you're the one with the problem. 465 00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:37,239 I don't get my jollies flashing other boys. 466 00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:43,119 All right. What's the matter with you two now? 467 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,537 Victor, what are you doing? This is crazy. Come on. 468 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:46,081 Break it up, now. Come on, now. 469 00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:47,999 I thought you two were friends. 470 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,585 Hey, you got a problem, man. You oughta see a shrink. 471 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,004 Schmuck! 472 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:56,549 Those pictures were taken five years ago, before I ever became a cop! 473 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,885 I did it because I needed the money. 474 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:04,516 I had no idea that they would ever end up in any kind of a magazine at all. 475 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:08,269 And for the record, I am not gay. 476 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:11,481 I was not then, and I am not now. 477 00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:13,691 Samuels, get them out of here. 478 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,193 Hey, what's all the commotion here? 479 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,529 All right. Just a little horsing around. 480 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:20,740 You know, Lieutenant, when the rat's away, the cats will play. 481 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,785 What are you, Richard Pryor? 482 00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:26,037 How close are you two to collaring that gun dealer? 483 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,789 We're getting closer. Stephens is just... 484 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,791 I don't wanna hear it about Stephens. 485 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:32,335 You two wanna make that collar, you better do it yourselves. 486 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:34,129 What does that mean? 487 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:36,256 That means that Stephens is about to become a memory. 488 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:39,426 IAD just put out papers on him. They're gonna call him in. 489 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:41,219 Well, that's to be expected. 490 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,846 That doesn't necessarily mean he's gonna get canned. 491 00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:44,306 Wake up, will you? 492 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,033 Now, don't push too hard. We don't wanna scare him off. 493 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:06,035 No, I gotta take this to the wall. 494 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,329 I may not get another chance here. You know that. 495 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:09,747 If he cuts and runs, so be it. 496 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,125 I don't know. 497 00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:13,918 We're never gonna bring this guy down if we don't do it now. 498 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,086 Just be careful. 499 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,297 If you need us, we'll be right here. 500 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,091 You'll be the first to know. 501 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:44,282 Well, you're not hard to find. 502 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:47,827 - What've you got, a beef? - No, no complaints. 503 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:50,788 Fact is, I could use some more of the same. 504 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,123 How many are we talking about? 505 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,333 Fifty. 506 00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:55,210 Fifty? 507 00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:56,794 What you gonna do with that many pieces? 508 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,214 They're a hot item. 509 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:03,384 I don't think I need the competition. 510 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:08,389 Why don't you think of it as going into a new market? 511 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,266 What are you gonna do with them? Where they gonna end up? 512 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:12,728 Hey, does Macy's tell Gimbles? 513 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,650 I need $1,000 upfront. 514 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,610 I'll take the delivery first. 515 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:23,656 No, I don't deliver. That's my edge on the game. 516 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:28,284 Okay, I'll pass. 517 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,496 Wait a second. Wait a second. Sit down. Sit down. 518 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:32,373 Sit. 519 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:38,628 Tell you what. You be here tomorrow at 3:00. 520 00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:41,799 You bring the money with you. I'll take you to the warehouse. 521 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,802 Okay. 522 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,430 - He did good. - Yeah. 523 00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:03,237 Look, you've been suspended. 524 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:05,406 We're sorry. 525 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:07,408 Okay. 526 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,868 Lieutenant Samuels really tried for you... 527 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,705 Listen, I talked to Scafali, I managed to put him off. 528 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:17,292 The shipment came in, over 100 pieces. 529 00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:19,836 Did you requisition the buy money? 530 00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:21,588 -Yeah, but so what? - Then we got him. 531 00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:23,464 We don't have anybody. 532 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:26,175 I thought you were with me. 533 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:28,803 Do you have any idea how many regulations we've been breaking? 534 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:32,307 So, you're just gonna stand by and let those guns go out into the street? 535 00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:34,434 Oh, I understand. You don't wanna work with a fag. 536 00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:36,978 Time come for me to back you up, I might get all hysterical and... 537 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:39,480 Oh, don't pull that crud with us. Come on, we've gone to the wall for you... 538 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,858 How many gays do you think are on the police department? 539 00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:43,652 I have no idea. Plenty, I'm sure. 540 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,490 - I'm not gay, you know. - We heard. 541 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:50,658 From who? 542 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,411 From you, in the squad room. 543 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,872 If we make this collar, 544 00:31:55,873 --> 00:31:59,167 nobody's gonna care how many regulations we broke. 545 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:00,210 If. 546 00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:04,089 You're asking a lot, Charlie. 547 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:09,094 -You're suspended. - Up to you. 548 00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:15,266 Either way I'm getting this guy. 549 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,435 Christine, if this thing goes sour, we could get suspended, too. 550 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,730 Mary Beth, come on. 551 00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:22,148 What if one of us gets hurt? 552 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,108 We could always get hurt. 553 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:26,194 Technically, they could say it was not in the line of duty. 554 00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:27,654 And then there go the medical payments, right? 555 00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:30,531 Nobody is going to get hurt. 556 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,533 But what if he hurts someone? 557 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,869 He is suspended now. He's not even a cop, anymore. 558 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:38,956 Mary Beth, would you just trust me? 559 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:42,877 I'd just like to know why Charlie's so hot to go through with this thing. 560 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,921 Well, he wants to tag the dealer. 561 00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:47,965 - He wants to stop the guns. - And? 562 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:51,511 And maybe pull himself out of the line of departmental fire. 563 00:32:51,512 --> 00:32:54,765 You don't suppose he's trying to prove something, do you? 564 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,564 I'm Detective Lacey. We requisitioned $1,000 yesterday. 565 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,527 - Case number 40725. - Just a sec. 566 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:14,492 No money. 567 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:18,162 Well, look, we're in a real rush here. How fast can we get it? 568 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:21,791 - Case number 40725, right? - Right, yeah. 569 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,545 Filing officers, Cagney, Lacey, Stephens, right? 570 00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:30,007 Officer Stephens has been suspended. 571 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,926 The last name on there should be Isbecki. 572 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,803 That's what I thought. 573 00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:35,179 You're gonna need new paperwork for that. 574 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,265 The Stephens appropriation is void. 575 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:39,225 You gotta be kidding here. 576 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,520 - Sorry. Out of my hands. - Forget it. 577 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:47,985 You here again? 578 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:50,945 - I got a plan. - What? 579 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:52,780 We front the money ourselves. 580 00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:54,240 Five hundred bucks apiece? 581 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,159 You got $500. 582 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,286 It's not whether I've got it. It's whether I wanna keep it. 583 00:33:58,287 --> 00:34:00,037 So we arrest Scafali, we'll get the money back. 584 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,330 Well, I'm not so sure that we can arrest Scafali. 585 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,541 Why not? 586 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,543 Because I don't think that Charlie Stephens is exactly in top form. 587 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,712 Are you gonna start now? 588 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,797 I'm just saying he's under a lot of pressure, that's all. 589 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,299 He's got something to prove, right? 590 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,300 You're the one who came up with that one. 591 00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:14,302 Well, maybe his judgment is off. 592 00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:16,387 Well, mine isn't off and neither is yours. 593 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,473 Come on, Mary Beth, this is the easiest collar we ever made. 594 00:34:18,474 --> 00:34:21,267 Christine, I just don't like to run into these things the way that you do. 595 00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:23,352 But we're not running in, we're crawling. 596 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:26,814 I cannot take this money without talking to Harvey first. 597 00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:29,525 - Can you call him? - End of discussion. 598 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:30,818 What are you talking about? The banks are still open. 599 00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,487 I don't want to talk about it. 600 00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:34,071 My lips are sealed. Don't ask me about it again. 601 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,406 Oh, would you stop being hysterical? 602 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,616 Leave it alone. I'll think it over. 603 00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:38,576 Hey, come on, I'm not making an issue out of money. 604 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:41,078 If you need it, take it. 605 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,873 Well, I just want you to know that something could go wrong. 606 00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:47,502 Hey, babe, anything goes wrong, it's not the money I care about. 607 00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:50,129 What about you? 608 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:53,299 Not any more dangerous than it was before. 609 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:58,429 Hell, 500 bucks isn't much to gamble to get 100 guns off the street. 610 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:01,642 Hey, come on. Is he gonna take his shirt off again? 611 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,353 - Harv. - What? 612 00:35:05,354 --> 00:35:08,564 They voted to keep the ticket today. 613 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:10,609 Oh, yeah? You too? 614 00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:16,572 We could have really used the $1,600, huh? 615 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:18,617 We could use $160,000 even more. 616 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:24,664 Yeah, I voted to keep the ticket, too. 617 00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:26,874 You did? 618 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:30,545 Hey, if we win, maybe we can go to Hawaii, huh? 619 00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:31,630 - Yeah. - Yeah. 620 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,634 Maybe I could meet him. 621 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,053 That'd be nice. 622 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,391 - Nice. - Harv, don't do that. I hate being... 623 00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,935 I hate to be tickled, Harv. I hate it. It's like... 624 00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:48,897 Honey, I hate this, you know it. You know I do. 625 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:01,577 Just wanted to say good night. 626 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,203 Good night. 627 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:08,916 Well, how come you're all the time staying late? 628 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,712 I'm working. Catching up, you know how it is. 629 00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:17,426 - You mind if I join you? - Sure. 630 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,721 Why not? 631 00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:25,391 You're off duty. I'm off duty. 632 00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:27,477 - Go ahead. - Thank you. 633 00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:35,736 So... 634 00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:41,742 Lieutenant, how's it going? 635 00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:45,704 How's it going? 636 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,959 I'm not too crazy about the place 637 00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:53,295 that I'm living in now. 638 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,255 You know Thelma and I... 639 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,591 Yeah, I heard. 640 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:04,889 Well, maybe if we win the lottery, 641 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,725 I can move. 642 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:10,937 Maybe I win a lottery, she's gonna want me to come back home. 643 00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:11,897 - Maybe. - Mmm-hmm. 644 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:16,401 Not that she's a gold digger or nothing. 645 00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:21,949 Mind you, 646 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:25,619 she probably would have been if she had the imagination. 647 00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:43,719 That's all right, go ahead. 648 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:47,014 - You always lived alone? - Yeah, yeah, I like it. 649 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,017 Most of the time, I do. 650 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,020 What are you gonna do with your money? 651 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:53,896 What money? 652 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,564 The lottery. 653 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:58,567 Oh, yeah. I don't know. 654 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:01,070 I never even really think about it much. 655 00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:03,614 Relax, probably. You know. 656 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:06,867 Take a cab a couple more times than I would normally. 657 00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:10,330 Look only on the left-hand side of the menu if I'm buying myself dinner. 658 00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:13,709 Big dreams. 659 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,339 - I just wanna win. - Yeah. 660 00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:23,468 I like to win. 661 00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:28,807 I know you do. 662 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:40,068 - Here's the money. - Please don't lose it. 663 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,116 What, are you kidding? 664 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:50,327 Come on. You've been suspended. They took away your gun. 665 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,664 I don't want you going in there with nothing. 666 00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:56,084 No. No. 667 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:09,723 - How you reading me? - Reading you. 668 00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,217 Hey, we've been down this street two times already. 669 00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:48,303 The meter ain't running. 670 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,935 What are you looking at? 671 00:39:55,936 --> 00:39:58,395 I'm just watching what's behind. So, will you relax? 672 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,649 - You'd better drop over. - Yeah. 673 00:40:11,952 --> 00:40:13,328 Get the damn bus out of there. 674 00:40:13,662 --> 00:40:16,123 What, do you work for the city, or what is this? 675 00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:22,379 Where is he? You see him? 676 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,970 I got him. He's on the right, by the corner. 677 00:40:30,971 --> 00:40:33,430 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 678 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,767 What the heck! Hey, you wanna get away from here? 679 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:39,311 Give us a break. What are you... Would you get out of here? 680 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:41,939 - Hey, buster. - We're gonna lose him now. 681 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,190 Oh, come on. Oh, give me a break. 682 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,525 Can you believe this? 683 00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:46,402 - Hey, fella, have a heart! - Nice work. 684 00:40:46,403 --> 00:40:49,947 This is really great work. Thank... You got any change? 685 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,116 - Nice work. - Yeah, here. 686 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:54,368 - Wait a minute. - What? I'm good for it. 687 00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:55,620 Hey, thank you. 688 00:41:07,424 --> 00:41:10,134 Oh, Lord. It's over, that's all. It's over. 689 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,969 -Where are we going? -To the theater. 690 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,304 To the theater? 691 00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:14,764 Come on, will you? Just come on. 692 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,525 - What's she saying? - Who knows? 693 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:29,069 It's the same in every language, man. 694 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,738 Is this a porno house? 695 00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:34,742 What the hell did you think it was? Come on. 696 00:41:34,743 --> 00:41:37,913 Wonderful. Wonderful. A porno house in New York City. 697 00:41:38,872 --> 00:41:41,248 Trust me, she says. 698 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:42,208 That you, Vinny? 699 00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:43,250 Yeah. 700 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,878 Okay, just checking. 701 00:41:46,046 --> 00:41:47,546 Hey. 702 00:41:47,547 --> 00:41:49,423 Hey, what's the name of this flick anyway? 703 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,967 Los Amores de Millicent. 704 00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:53,969 Los Amores de Millicent? 705 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:54,887 What does that mean? 706 00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:57,765 How the hell should I know? 707 00:41:57,766 --> 00:41:59,893 Just find a newsstand, will you? Anywhere. 708 00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:09,360 - Why'd you wanna know that for? - What? 709 00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:12,613 The name of the movie. 710 00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:15,450 I might wanna come back and see the movie later. 711 00:42:19,329 --> 00:42:23,083 - Where is it? - All right, just cross your fingers it's an exclusive engagement. 712 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:27,211 Los Amores... Los... Here it is. 713 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,588 - Oh, no. It's in three different theaters. - Where? 714 00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:32,549 Well, all right, two of them are uptown, 715 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:33,801 and one of them is near here. It's the... 716 00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:37,138 - It's the Jewel Box Theater on the deuce. - Let's go. 717 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,480 There's five in each can. 718 00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:50,151 You get the 10 cans when I get the cash. 719 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:06,542 Grab this. 720 00:43:06,543 --> 00:43:08,837 You take five cans. I'll grab five. 721 00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:15,135 - Wanna check them all? - No. 722 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:17,053 I trust you. 723 00:43:25,312 --> 00:43:27,314 All right. Come on, let's go. 724 00:43:58,386 --> 00:43:59,179 Police! 725 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,447 I like to mix it up. 726 00:44:18,948 --> 00:44:20,366 Hey, watch it, buddy. 727 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:32,211 Hey, what are you doing down there? Degenerate. 728 00:44:32,212 --> 00:44:34,254 There he is. 729 00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:35,465 Stop running! 730 00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:46,934 - Charlie! Charlie! - Charlie! 731 00:44:46,935 --> 00:44:49,228 We're here, man, we're here. You, don't you move! 732 00:44:49,229 --> 00:44:51,231 Don't you move, man. Don't breathe. 733 00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:54,400 Don't you breathe. Turn over. 734 00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:55,442 Turn over on your belly. 735 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,320 Okay. It's okay. 736 00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:00,489 Now get your hand back here. 737 00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:02,533 - Put your head down. Put your head down. - Give it to me. 738 00:45:02,534 --> 00:45:04,452 - It's over. - Give me this. 739 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,373 Sign these. 740 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:12,334 They indicate that you have received an official reprimand 741 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:15,796 for allowing a suspended officer to participate in an arrest. 742 00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:18,507 It will be on your record for a year. 743 00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:20,676 If there are no further charges of misconduct during this year, 744 00:45:20,677 --> 00:45:22,010 it will be absolved. 745 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,638 The department's all heart. 746 00:45:24,681 --> 00:45:26,682 In addition to that, 747 00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:29,810 you will each have four hours pay withheld. 748 00:45:29,811 --> 00:45:31,813 Sir, what about our $500? 749 00:45:34,691 --> 00:45:37,861 Oh, well, you see Accounting about that. 750 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:43,157 Hell of a collar. 751 00:45:43,158 --> 00:45:46,785 It was Stephens' collar, sir. He found it. He turned it out. 752 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:51,915 Yeah, well, the department knows that. That's why he's only getting the hand-slap. 753 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,793 Six months suspension without pay? 754 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:58,423 That's a hell of a hand-slap, Lieutenant. 755 00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:09,517 Thanks. 756 00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:15,440 Hello. 757 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:22,571 - Hey, terrific collar. - Thanks. 758 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:26,116 I just come by to pick up some of my stuff, you know. 759 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:27,202 Gonna be out of here for a while. 760 00:46:27,911 --> 00:46:29,120 I heard. 761 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,957 - Yeah, I'll see you around. - Listen... 762 00:46:35,335 --> 00:46:37,711 Are you gay or what? 763 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:39,713 I mean, I'd been remembering some stuff. 764 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:43,133 Like that time we were at Alan's Gym together. 765 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:46,094 - You told me I had a great body. - Yeah. 766 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:48,723 You told me I had a great body, too, Vic. 767 00:46:52,644 --> 00:46:54,312 I don't remember that. 768 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:56,898 I'll see you around. 769 00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:02,945 And now the moment we've all been waiting for... 770 00:47:02,946 --> 00:47:05,322 Okay. Okay, she's about to draw. 771 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,324 Hey, keep it down over there. Kaufman! 772 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:10,452 -Hey, I wanna watch, too. - Shut up! 773 00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:12,538 I don't think that I can look at this. 774 00:47:12,539 --> 00:47:14,289 My God, you're pale. 775 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:17,000 Won't be long now. Then we'll be riding on easy street. 776 00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,753 We won't win. I never win anything. 777 00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:23,131 I think I'm gonna throw up. I'm not kidding. 778 00:47:23,132 --> 00:47:25,884 The drum is open now. He rummages around, 779 00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:30,097 takes out a ticket, and the winner is... 780 00:47:30,098 --> 00:47:33,016 What is the matter with you? The love of money is the root of all evil. 781 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:34,811 Now pull yourself together. 782 00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:42,777 Christine. You kidding?